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Yomelela, zingelosi zintanda, kuba ithemba, ewe, likho ngaphandle kweempawu ezikhuselweyo zika-Obama. Unokuyikhumbula imiqondiso yeengxaki ezikhoyo zangoku, kwaye ngokuzikhumbula ziguqula iziphumo zazo eziyingozi.
1. Umculo uba yingxolo nje
Ngaba umculo uvakala ngokungathi uhamba ngodaka? Ngaba awukwazi ukuxabisa ukubetha okumnandi, isigingci esihogayo, amazwi aphefumlelweyo (onomphefumlo wokwenene, hayi uMichael Bublé opholileyo?)? Ngaba uSartre ngekhe enze isigubhu sesibini kunye noTito Puente angakushukumisi?
Ungene kuMmandla weNtlekele.
Ingqondo yakho ichithakele ukuya kuthi ga kwinqanaba lokuba ude umamele nerediyo ephezulu ye-40 kuba, kuwe, yintoni umahluko? Khumbula, nangona kunjalo, umculo wawukade ukuhambisa. Yabandakanyeka kwingqondo yakho kwaye yenza ukuba ufune ukuculela ezona athom zakho. 'Bonke ubugcisa,' kwaye ndicacisa uWalter Pater apha, 'unqwenela umculo.' Kusenokwenzeka ukuba uWalter wayehamba ze emvuleni ngelo xesha, emamele amathontsi enza uhlobo lwedrama yedwa.
Umphefumlo awunakubakho ngaphandle komculo, ke ngenxa yentsikelelo, beka ezinye iingoma ezilungileyo nokuba uyafuna ukukuva okanye hayi. Xelela ingqondo yakho ukuba icime kancinci. Thula umamele. Umoya ongafiyo kaTito Puente awunaxesha lokuba foppery.
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2. Umsebenzi Kukuthuthumbisa
Awufuni ukuya emsebenzini. Oko kwakufutshane, akunjalo? Kulungile, ke awusoze ufune ukuya emsebenzini, kodwa okwangoku, oku kungaphezulu.
Kulungile. Ukongeza: Ubungxowankulu buyafunxa Ngaphantsi kwefuthe lobunzima obukhoyo uyabazi ubundlobongela obuqhekezayo ngasemva konke iinkqubo zoqoqosho. Awuzalwanga ukuba uvuke kwindlu onayo kuphela ngokusebenzisa iikowuti, ukuqhuba imoto eyinzuzo kakhulu kwiinkampani zeinshurensi ezizenzekelayo kunokuba kunjalo kuwe, sebenza kwinkampani enye ekuphela kwenjongo yayo yokuzihlaziya. infinitum njengotshintsho olugqithisileyo olugqithisileyo lukaGqirha Ngubani, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo awunazicwangciso zokwabelana ngexesha lokuphela kosuku lomsebenzi we-hellish- ukuba sisidlo sasemini esingcwele- kufuneka umamele uMlomo ovulekileyo uLou uhlafune kwaye uthethe ngale nkqubo ayenzileyo kutshanje, akunamsebenzi nokuba inzululwazi yezamayeza ingummangaliso kangakanani ngoku.
Ingxaki ekhoyo ichaza ngokulula njengokukwazi ukuba kuyo yonke indawo kwaye ibone yonke into kodwa kusafuneka iye emsebenzini.
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Yeyiphi efunxa.
Ukuzaliseka komntu kubalulekile.
3. Ucoceko luthatha isihlalo esingasemva
Ukufika emsebenzini kuthetha ukuba kufuneka unxibe impahla. Eyeroll. Ingqaqambo. Yomelele cuss igama. Loluphi usuku? Unxibe iimpahla, ngathi, iveki yonke. Ngasemva kwengqondo yakho, ukuntywila njengesiporho esibotshelelwe kwingwevu, kukuqonda, namhlanje, ukuba uphantsi kwengubo yangaphantsi yangaphantsi. Awufuni ukuhlamba iimpahla. Hayi ekhaya kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo hayi kwindawo yokuhlamba iimpahla. UNGAZE uye kwindawo yokuhlamba iimpahla xa uphantsi kwempembelelo yengxaki ekhoyo.
Ukuba kukho inqwaba yeeveki ezi-3 ubudala yeempahla zangaphantsi ezintle eziguqukayo kwigumbi lakho lokulala kodwa unesiqingatha sebhanti kunye nelaphu lepapa (holey) uhleli ulilolo kwaye uwedwa kwidrowa engenanto, ufikelele kwinqanaba lesithathu lengxaki yakho: Ucoceko ungayikhetha.
Ukuba ufikelela kwinqanaba lokujonga ngokwenyani ukuguqula ii-undies zikapapa ngaphakathi ngaphandle emva kokuba uzinxibile (kwaye masingazenzi ngathi awuzukuzinxiba) ufikelele kwinqanaba 4: Azikho ii-F * cks Ezinikiweyo . Indawo emtyibilizi.
Azikho ii-F * cks ezinikiweyo ezolula ukuhlala kweengxaki ezenzeka ngokwendalo kwimeko epheleleyo ye-ennui ethi, ngenxa ye-ennui's emo poesy (ennui, n. ), Ngaba ubukhulu bubi ngakumbi kunesantya se-mill EC I-EC iya kuthi, njengezona zigulo zidlulayo, ibaleke ngokwayo iyazichaza (kwaye ngendlela efanelekileyo) iyaziphindaphinda.
Unokuthanda (inqaku liyaqhubeka ngezantsi):
- Ukudakumba okukhoyo: Ungazoyisa njani iimvakalelo zakho zokungabinantsingiselo
- Iindlela ezili-9 zoLuntu lwale mihla zibanga i-Vacuum ekhoyo
- Xa uziva uphelelwe lithemba ngokulandelayo, yitsho la magama mane
- Iindidi ezi-4 zaBantu abaninzi kunokwenzeka ukuba bahlupheke ngengxaki ekhoyo
- Ungawuthintela njani umGibaniso weCrisis okhoyo ngeli xesha lokuKhula koMntu
4. Isimo Sakho Sengqondo SiyiGlum
Ujijile kangangokuba ungabhala incwadi ethi 'Ungaba kanjani naphi na ngeXeshana kwaye unganiki i-AF * ck, okanye: Ayinamsebenzi apho uya khona, ngubani onika idama ukuba ulapho?' -Ukuba yiakhawunti yakho Bumuncu kwaye abonwabisi nokuba kukwikonsathi ezukileyo, esondeleyo, ukujonga umngcelele weemonki ezimemelela, ngaphakathi kwipiziza entsha kunye neyona nto intle, okanye nakwiNdawo engapheliyo.
Awuboni mangaliso naphina, kwaye uyasilela ukumangaliswa. Nokuba ubelana ngesondo, uyasilela ukumangaliswa. Kuya kufuneka umangaliswe kukuba nabani na ade azikhathaze ngokulala nawe ngeso simo sakho sengqondo. Kodwa isini yimidlalo yeqonga eyenzelwe wena, kwaye ayisiyiyo neqonga elilungileyo, uhlobo lomfundi wekholeji osandul 'ukugqiba IiBoobs azinantsingiselo. Ii-wangs zizidenge. Kwaye, ngoothixo, obo buso. Ungathanda ukugcina ii-ergs zamandla ukuze ujonge kumalungu omthi kwinceba yomoya.
Uyazi ntoni? Kungangcono kubo bonke ababandakanyekayo ukuba ulala nje kancinci. Yenze.
Ukuphumla kubalulekile.
5. Ukulala kufuneka ube kukuzonwabisa
Unokuba uphantsi kwemeko yengxaki ekhoyo ukuba uthatha ikhefu rhoqo. I-catatonia ngakumbi kune-nap nangona. Phuma okwexeshana emva koko ubuyele emhlabeni. Ukubuya kubalulekile.
Ukukhupha izixhobo kubalulekile.
6. Uburharha abukuhlekisi
Ngaba ufumana ubomi obungenaburharha? Qikelela ukuba? Akunjalo. Ayilulo lonke uyolo olakho ukuba uzive, okanye konke ukubandezeleka. Ukuqhula kukuba, xa unikwe ixesha, enye ihlala igungqa ukuba ibe yenye. Obu bomi yivampire… kodwa oko kukwathetha ukuba, uyingqombela, uyingxowa entsonkothileyo yokutya okufana nokukaThixo, uyintamo entle ethandekayo. Nguwe uyaphila. Apha, ngoku, kwaye mhle ngonaphakade ukuba ujonga umbono oqhelekileyo wexeshana. Ngamanye amaxesha kuya kufuneka utsho ngokuvakalayo, hayi kwihlabathi, hayi kwindalo iphela, kodwa kuwe. Yenze. Ngaphandle kakhulu. Kwaye kuthetha into oyithethayo. Amagama amahlanu alula.
'Ndiyaphila ngoku. '
umthemba njani umntu oxokileyo kuwe
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Ingxaki ekhoyo njengokuqunjelwa kunye ne-reflux zesisu: heck, uzive umbi kakhulu emva kweebhiya ezininzi ngemini eshushu. Uye, njengoko abantwana besitsho, uyifumene le.
Ayisiyiyo ingxaki 'de ulibale ukuba ubukwelinye icala lamaxesha amaninzi.
Uphefumle ngoku.
Phuma phandle.
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